This got me thinking about what other musicians could release their own b(r)and name contraceptives, resulting in the following list.
- Aphex Twin - Rubber Johnny
- P!nk - Just Like a Pill
- Manic Street Preachers - Little Baby Nothing
- Limp Bizkit - Nookie
- PiL - Rise
- Yazz - The Only Way is Up
- Mel C - Goin' Down
- Pearl Jam.
- Massive Attack - Protection
- Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
(An artist that could also collaborate with boy band Blue to create a pregnancy test kit perhaps? For when the JLS condoms, much like the band, split. Boom. Bet you've never heard that joke before).
The song that spawned a thousand chat room and forum names. A soundtrack also for the termination of spawn.
John Lydon should retire from buttering us up and move on to Viagra.
Mel C. Melanie Chisholm. Melon-y Jism.
(I nicked that joke but can't remember where from. If it was you: thanks).
No further comment.
Except not wearing a 'hat' isn't very safe, is it?